Abstract: We present a comprehensive study on the effects of excessive cookie consumption on the human psyche. Our research suggests that cookie overload can lead to a state of nirvana, characterized by intense feelings of euphoria and contentment.
Introduction:
Our study involved feeding 20 test subjects an alarming amount of cookies over the course of several days. Results showed a significant increase in cookie-induced nirvana in all subjects.
Conclusion:
Our research has far-reaching implications for the treatment of cookie addiction. We recommend a cookie-based therapy program to help those struggling with cookie overindulgence.
Cookie Nirvana Protocol - A comprehensive guide to attaining cookie-induced nirvana in a safe and controlled environment.
Cookie Addiction Support Group - A community for those seeking to overcome their cookie cravings.